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5:25 AM, Monday, December 27, 2004.
It has come to my attention that we are slowly moving to another, probably not so new, ever present trend of "bahala na" called, Cyber Trash.
This dangerous trend of byte waste is slowly overwhelming our current pace of information overload of regular nonsense. Instead, we are now facing a destructive accumulation of gibberish nonsense. That's right, you read it here first, we are about to be overwhelmed with gibberish nonsense! It's not just boring, it's gibberishly boring!
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Quotable Notables?.
3:40 AM, .
Here's some quotes I gathered a few years back. Some I forget where I found 'em. If there's no source, oops, it's usually from a TV news report, which, by the way, is really no better than hearsay:
"No money, no honey." --anonymous stripper (Los Angeles, CA).
'The average Russian woman goes to work, comes home to take care of the household and then has sex with her husband. She's tired and doesn't know how to enjoy it, and her husband is thinking only of his own pleasure. This won't change overnight.' --Leviskaya, Russian gynecological surgeon (qtd. in More, February 2002, page 116)
"I SAW a bootleg copy of Training Day at my friendly VCD pirate's stall in Harrison Plaza some time ago, but I'm glad I passed on it. This is one film that shouldn't be seen on video (genuine or otherwise). The trip to the moviehouse was worth the two hours or so that I spent away from my two babies." --By Ruben M. Cruz Jr. (Philippine Inquirer News Service, Entertainment Section, October 27, 2001). Movie critic?
"No date, no masturbate" --by anonymous strip club DJ (Los Angeles, CA. Year 2002)
"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada" --Britney Spears
"I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back." --Zsa Zsa Gabor
"More bad news for the Taliban. Remember how they are promised 72 virgins when they die? Turns out that it's only one 72-year-old virgin." --The Tonight Show w/ Jay Leno
[Question]: Why doesn't the Taliban have [drivers education] and [sex education] classes on the same day? [Answer]: Because the camels can't handle it. --Qtd. www.compuserve.com/atplay
"What's the best thing about a blow job? The ten minutes of silence!!" --FHM.COM.SG
"What we really have here is a documentary of the actors wasting their lives" --Roger Ebert on "Best of The Best," 1989.
News of the Weird: "1997 -- Philippines army logistics officer Brig. Gen. Rolando Espejo told a senate hearing in Manila in September that the 4,500 weapons captured in coups against then-President Corazon Aquino have been stolen from two armories and can never be recovered because all documents referring to them are missing. The general said the documents were all eaten by termites."
"Found out today that the word KAKISTOCRACY ( Kak-uh-STAH-kru-see ) stands for Government by the worst people' Now my problem is finding a country where this new word fits,...any suggestions?" --Orlando E. Vitullo, GO MILFORUM. 28-Apr-2002.
"What's better than getting the CompuServe service? How about getting the CompuServe AND AOL services for just one price! " --CompuServe, 5/21/2001
"Japan's notorious schoolgirl prostitution market is apparently undergoing a fundamental shift. Now, girls in the 12 to 15 age bracket have become the dominant players, according to Weekly Playboy (9/17)," --By Ryann Connell, Mainichi Daily News. 2002.09.04
"'When a married woman I've met through an online site expects to be paid for sex, it makes me furious. Women in their early 30s were in their prime during the economic bubble era, right? They're spoiled rotten. Go out to a restaurant and they order the most expensive meals and they never stop demanding something. Sometimes, I really feel like punching them out,' says a man who wishes to be identified only as Shinji. 'High schoolgirls simply charge too much. Yet, when they finally get into bed, they just lie there and let you do all the work. It's meaningless going out with them. You feel like reminding them who's paying for the session.'"--By Ryann Connell, Mainichi Daily News. 2002.09.04
The vocabulary of the day, "tamakeri." It means ball kicking in Japanese. According to a WaiWai news, these videos are hot in Japan!
Diarrhea (dai ya re ya): "The name of Jacqueline creates an overly-sensitive nature which causes you to sense and feel far more than you can understand or put into words." ---Jacqueline F. A., found on Friendster, 27 Dec 2004.
"In Reply to: Jay & Silent Bob lick balls - Darth Randal 15:25:37 All you motherfuckers are gonna pay, You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then you're all fucking next. Love, Jay and Silent Bob" --Movie Poop Shoot [www.moviepoopshoot.com]
What's his name wrote on GRAB MY BIG POLL, "AOL censors free speech. AOL censors free soeech"
"Accountability is for business, responsibility is for humanity." --David Tokofsky, Teacher.
"Signing up with AOL is like ordering a McDonald's Happy Meal. You know exactly what you'll get, along with a slick, packaged marketing push. But, unlike a Big Mac, AOL isn't cheap. At $23.90 per month, it's the most expensive dial-up service we've tested. Add it all together, and AOL comes up short." --Daniel Tynan, CNet.com, 4.17.2002
News of the Weird: "1991 -- As part of ongoing rebel battles in the Philippines in August, 13 members of a Mindanao Island 'machete battalion' attacked an army outpost after protecting themselves with a coat of 'wonder oil' to ward off bullets. (Result: two killed, four wounded, seven surrendered.)"
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Juno Gift Certificates
Give the gift of Internet access this holiday season.
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Paintball Madness.
11:25 PM, Wednesday, December 15, 2004.
Note to self:
CALIFORNIA PAINTBALL PARK
WWW.PAINTBALLPARK.NET
FRIENDLY FIRE INDOOR PAINTBALL PARK
WWW.LAINDOOR.NET
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American Birthday.
6:42 PM, Friday, December 10, 2004.
Get your nieces/nephews a birthday card with greetings from the President of the United States and First Lady. Write to president(at)whitehouse(dot)gov. Include the following information when you request for a birthday card: (0) requestor's name, (1) requestor's relationship to the baby, (2) baby's name, (3) father's name, (4) mother's name, (5) birth date, and (6) mailing address of recepient.
It's a free service from the Whitehouse. However, it's only limited to American born babies.
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