Note to self.

New Iraqi Law Requires Waiting Period For Suicide Vest Purchases

2008-02-12T03:50:00.000-08:00

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Dilbert

2008-02-06T23:32:00.000-08:00

Transformers: Roll for it

2008-01-31T03:20:00.000-08:00

Roll for it
http://www.hasbro.com/monkeybartv/default.cfm?page=Entertainment/Videos/VideoSelect&aid=3235

by George Arthur Bloom
(released on video in the US by f.h.e. Home Video as Volume 6)

The Decepticons, now led by Starscream, continue to attack targets on Earth, but are easily Thwarted by the Autobots. Prime sends Prowl and Bluestreak after the Decepticon attack force, but they bite off more than they can chew. A very much alive Megatron contacts the Earth-bound Decepticons and returns via space bridge. Meanwhile, Bumblebee, Spike, and wheelchair-bound computer-whiz friend Chip Chase visit a human project to develop an anti-matter formula. A backup is given to Chip for safe-keeping. At home, Chip receives a distress call from Prowl and assumes control of him, enabling him and Bluestreak to overcome the Decepticons they have tracked down. Megatron and the Decepticons attempt to steal the anti-matter formula, but the scientist is able to delete it from the computer. Megatron is quickly able to extract the location of the backup from the scientist and has Chip kidnapped. The Decepticons take over the anti-matter project compound and hold Chip hostage. Hound and Mirage manage to infiltrate the compound using their unique skills and get Chip out. The Autobots attack, but anti-matter powered Megatron is too powerful. Eventually, the anti-matter becomes too unstable and Megatron must jettison it and retreat.

Source: Transformers Episode Guide by Aaron Marsh, http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Comet/5606/tfepgd.html, 31 January 2008

Transformers: More Than Meets The Eye (Part One)

2008-01-31T02:26:00.000-08:00

Transformers More than Meets the Eye Part I

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This was the first episode of the Transformers series in the United States. Thanks to "Kisstins-One-and-only-PuppyLove†" at Myspace for making this available to new fans.

Novalogic Joint Ops

2007-12-31T02:35:00.000-08:00

TRANSFORMERS ANIMATED

2007-12-25T23:32:00.000-08:00

TRANSFORMERS ANIMATED
26 December 2007, 8:00 p.m.
http://www.Hasbro.Com/Transformers/Animated/

RCA Digital Voice Recorder RP5022

2007-10-03T00:58:00.000-07:00

RCA Digital Voice Recorder RP5022 Series > Product Support
http://www.rcaaudiovideo.com/product.aspx?product=23&post=50

MT Suite On-Demand Transcription Service
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To upload VOC file extension, you must zip all your files together, and send/upload zipped file through the MT Suite.
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Chyrsler Sebring 2004 Battery Storage

2007-09-29T02:02:00.000-07:00

Can someone, preferably an automotive expert, explain why Chrysler would decide to arrange a battery behind the bumper, which is very difficult access?
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MySpace/Earlwin

2007-06-26T01:10:00.000-07:00

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Postal Mail Addressing Format

2007-06-18T15:31:00.000-07:00

Postal mail addressing format:

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Blind Kung Fu Master

2007-06-14T03:52:00.000-07:00

Blind Kung Fu Master vs. The Warriors
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Doce Pares Video Clips

2007-05-28T04:06:00.001-07:00

Los Angeles Doce Pares
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Netflix Priority Code

2007-05-26T21:46:00.000-07:00

Subject: Netflix One Month Free DVD Rental
URL:

http://www.Netflix.Com/tellafriend
Priority Code: M81781852215
Priority Code: M99525692855
Expiration date: 30 June 2007

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2007-05-26T21:08:00.000-07:00

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DirecTV Referral Program

2007-03-28T04:29:00.000-07:00

How great is DIRECTV? Ask Me.

Friend,

I think you deserve the best in entertainment. DIRECTV offers 100% digital picture and sound, exclusive sports packages, and the biggest blockbuster hits. Your television experience will never be the same. Check out the offer below then call 1-866-443-8869 and give your friend's account number [38101466] to take advantage of this special promotion. Plus, when you sign up for DIRECTV, you and your friend will both receive $50 off your bill.

A message from DirecTV.Com: "Refer a Friend and You'll Both Receive $50 Off Your Bill"

†Eligibility based on service
address.

Offers end 5/1/07 and are based on approved credit. New customers only (lease required). Lease fee $4.99/mo. for second and each additional receiver.

REFERRAL OFFER: Referral offer ends 5/1/07. You must refer new DIRECTV customers by providing them
with your DIRECTV account number. Referred customers must sign up for service and hardware using the phone
number provided (1-866-443-8869) and mention your DIRECTV account number at the time order is placed.
Referred customers must order their leased system (on approved credit) by 5/31/07 and have their service
activated with an annual commitment to any DIRECTV programming package ($29.99/mo. or above) within 30 days.
Land-based phone line connection required. You and your referred customer will each receive 5
nonrefundable/nontransferable credits of $10 each over 5 DIRECTV billing cycles. Allow 2 to 4 weeks
after activation for the credits to post to the accounts. May not be combined with other DIRECTV referral
programs. Any balance will carry forward on your DIRECTV bill until credit is exhausted. Account must be
active and in good standing, as determined by DIRECTV in its sole discretion, to receive credit. Commercial
accounts/customers not eligible. DIRECTV reserves the sole right to modify, suspend or cancel this referral
program at any time without notice. Visit directv.com/refer for more information.

INSTALLATION OFFER: Complex/custom installation extra.

HARDWARE LEASE: Purchase of 12 consecutive months (24 months for advanced receivers) of any DIRECTV base
programming package ($29.99/mo. or above) or qualifying international services bundle required. DVR service
commitment ($5.99/mo.) required for DVR and HD DVR lease; HD Access fee ($9.99/mo.) required for HD and HD
DVR lease. FAILURE TO ACTIVATE ALL THE DIRECTV SYSTEM EQUIPMENT IN ACCORDANCE WITH THE EQUIPMENT LEASE ADDENDUM
MAY RESULT IN A CHARGE OF $150 PER RECEIVER NOT ACTIVATED. IF YOU FAIL TO MAINTAIN YOUR PROGRAMMING COMMITMENT,
DIRECTV MAY CHARGE A PRORATED FEE OF UP TO $300. RECEIVERS ARE AT ALL TIMES PROPERTY OF DIRECTV AND MUST BE
RETURNED UPON CANCELLATION OF SERVICE OR ADDITIONAL FEES MAY APPLY. Visit directv.com or call 1-800-DIRECTV for
details.

NEW CUSTOMER $100 MAIL-IN REBATE: Customer must complete and sign rebate form (sent automatically in first
DIRECTV bill or in a separate mailing) and comply with the terms on the form. Visit directv.com/rebate for
full details.

PORTABLE DVD OFFER: To receive free portable DVD player, customer must complete redemption form that will
be mailed automatically 8–10 days after DIRECTV System lease. Upon DIRECTV System activation, customer must
complete and sign redemption form, attach first month's DIRECTV bill and mail documents to: Portable DVD
Redemption, P.O. Box 425, Mira Loma, CA 91752-0425. Form must be postmarked on or before 7/1/07. Upon receipt
of completed form and copy of first bill, DIRECTV will ship one (1) portable DVD player to the name and
address used to activate DIRECTV account. Allow 6–8 weeks. Reproductions of redemption form strictly
prohibited. DIRECTV not responsible for late, lost, illegible, mutilated, incomplete, misdirected or
postage-due mail.

Programming, pricing, terms and conditions subject to change at any time. Pricing residential. Taxes not
included. Receipt of DIRECTV programming subject to DIRECTV Customer Agreement; copy provided at
directv.com/legal and in first bill.

© 2007 DIRECTV, Inc. DIRECTV and the Cyclone Design logo are
registered trademarks of DIRECTV, Inc.

Maritess vs. Superfriends

2006-08-15T00:27:00.000-07:00

Maritess vs. Superfriends
7:30 Minutes.

Christmas Fruitcake

2006-07-06T02:48:00.000-07:00

From: "Kimi"
Subject: Christmas Fruitcake
Date: Wed, 13 Dec 2000 15:49:54 -0800
Content-Type: text/plain;
charset="iso-8859-1"

Christmas Fruitcake

1 cup water
1 cup sugar
4 large eggs
2 cups dried fruit
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon salt
1 cup brown sugar
lemon juice
nuts
1 gallon whiskey

Sample whiskey to check for quality.
Get a large bowl
check the whiskey again to be sure that it is of the highest quality
pour 1 level cup and drink
repeat
turn on the electric mixer, beat 1 cup butter in large fluffy bowl
add 1 teaspoon sugar and beat again
make sure the whiskey is still okay. Cry another tup.
Turn off the mixer
break two legs and add to the bowl, then chuck in the cup of dried fruit
mix on the turner
if the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it loose with a
drewscriver
sample the whiskey to check for tonsisticity
next, sift 2 cups of salt. Or something. Whatever.
Check the whiskey. Is it okay?
Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts
add one. Table. Spoon. Of sugar or something. Whatever you can find.
Grease the oven
Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees
don't forget to beat off the turner
throw the bowl out the window
check the whiskey again
go to bed
who the heck likes fruitcake anyway?

I Love U Virus

2006-07-06T02:39:00.000-07:00

Date: May 29, 2000. JPEG file. Size: 44KB. Art by Roberto Hangosi? Forwarded by Henk. "Don't panic! Het is niet een echt virus, hoor. Trouwens ma, Anneliz heeft die foto's gevonden waarvan wij dachten dat ze ze verknipt had. En ze had ze niet eens verknipt dus."

Grab My Big Poll

2006-07-06T02:27:00.000-07:00

Grab My Big Poll

How I lost weight, too!

2006-07-06T01:42:00.000-07:00

First, see TinyTigerrr's original Blog on MySpace. Done? Good.

That's right how did I lose weight, too, like what's-her-name lost her cottage cheese ass by using the SIX DIET program.

I'll show you how, . . . What you say? Watch now. . . . Wait, almost there. There you go. Now we are closer. Now, much closer. . . .

Masturbate, Masturbate, Masturbate. Rinse, soap hand, towel dry, and repeat. When I say repeat, I don't mean wash you hands again. Lest you want to develop carpal tunnel syndrome, the experts from "Rough Jacking Off Institute of Higher Learning" suggested to alternate between the left and right hand; if you got a third hand, be my guest.

Use a proper lube, but don't oil too much, or your hands will slip back too fast and punch your own balls. Quick and aggressive masturbation is highly suggested as you will burn more calories this way. However, you have to stay awake, or your friends will find you with you hands wrap around your ding dong with sticky snot-like fluid covered all over your face and belly. Embarrassing.

ServerBeach Referral Program

2006-05-25T12:44:00.000-07:00

ServerBeach Referral Program
http://www.serverbeach.com/catalog/index.php?REF=HZPJB56NBG

"Refer your friends to ServerBeach (after they have been with us 90
days) we'll give them [100 U.S. Dollars] towards their monthly hosting
fee . . . "

" . . . The code must be entered upon ordering to receive credit."

Pugad Baboy

2005-12-28T03:13:00.000-08:00

I'm a big fan of Pugad Baboy. See this wallpaper image? Like it? See more of these comic strips online at, where else, Pugad Baboy.

PVC Green Suction & Discharge Hose

2005-08-18T01:09:00.000-07:00

1:05 AM 8/18/2005
This PVC Green suction & discharge hose works best on sewer service. Attach Cam & Groove (a.k.a., camlock) fittings to it, and you're ready for suck and blow! For more info, see HoseLine.Net.

Battlefield 2 PC-CDROM Game Review

2005-08-17T15:10:00.000-07:00

BATTLEFIELD 2 PC-CDROM GAME

This game may seem like a military sim & shooter's wet dream, unfortunately reality hits and execution is less than acceptable. I certainly have a late model PC, but game performance is obviously sluggish at times and just, perhaps, too much for my system. The number of players on multiplayer games aren't all that numerous, about sixteen players at most, I think.

The fighter jets included in the multiplayer is obviously difficult to control, especially if you don't have a joystick controller. However, even with a perfectly capable joystick and an experienced player like myself, I thought it was still equally unwieldy. I had to tinker around with the joystick and keyboard setup to match it to my taste, yet I still wasn't satisfied with the results.

I've been recently playing Novalogic's "Joint Operations: Escalation" PC-CDROM game, the difference was just quite evident and very encouraging to the weary types. Although it lacked many of the features compared to "Battlefield 2," I found that it was a much better substitute. Anyone else who has had experience with the previous Novalogic military titles should know their previous games are often much more superior than others on the shelves, not to mention the very famous Novalogic battlefield space (game server).

Senator Website and Breakfast Deal

2005-08-16T10:42:00.000-07:00

Senator's website says, "I hold this breakfast so that I can listen to your concerns regarding California and our nation, and answer any questions you may have for me. I will also share with you my views on the important issues facing our great state and the United States Senate."

Wow, ours host breakfast on Thursdays. Maybe soon we'll have Bingo parties, too. How do you like them apples, evil, commie, Chinese senators from what's that province's name in China somwhere?